i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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