didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
