So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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