You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
