? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
