Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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