Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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