I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
