They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Don't make out with my wife yet
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
