ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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