Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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