i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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