Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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