Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
two words...techno handjob
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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