I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
COCAINE IS GR8
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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