we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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