these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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