it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
How's work?
Spinning.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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