Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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