called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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