Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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