I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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