yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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