Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I wish i was in the wii world.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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