ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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