ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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