I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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