These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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