I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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