I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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