i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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