I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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