Having a random hookup so left but love u
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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