Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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