Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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