I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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