To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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