So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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