: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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