Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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