Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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