Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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