Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
