No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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