when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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