i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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