my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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