and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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