There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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