She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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