Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
oh god the rape fog is back!
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
