I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
And my parents said I crawled through the house
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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