you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Let's get the cat blown out
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