i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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