Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I forget how to act sober
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